Give you three guesses and two don’t count!
What has blonde hair, blue eyes, a severe Kentucky twang, and SEVEN STAPLES????
You guessed it! 1 Mister Roscoe P Cotrain!!! (Otherwise known as Ross, Rossy P, Roscoe P….. etc.)

He fell off the bed (all of 1.5 feet to the ground) around 6 am and gashed his head and we spent all AM in the ER getting him put back together! Yes so goes the story of my life! If I write a book will you all buy it??? LOL
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